Fuwapoyo crimson/catfight comic (English version)

"doust thou pick a quarrel with me?" "Aye, I do quarrel with you, as I bend his eyes to me!" "Bends his eyes to you? more like bites his thumb at you you, get thee gone wench, for you do smell of skank" "You call me a skank, one who has turned men into yaoi from thy rank snatch?" "Oh its on bitch. Hold my earrings"