[SlapStickStrike (Stealth Changing Line)] Toaru Elf o Hikitorimashite | Taking Care of a Certain Elf [English] [THOT Patrol Translations] [Digital]

The archaic english only made this better

I would've kept the nipple piercings on

i cant help but imagine that a university teacher asked their class to translate whatever they like for their homework and someone chose this

8.0 IELTS and still can't fully understand this masterpiece

Ngl thot patrol improving on their prose lmao

Oh, How joyous is my pecul'rity! That solidifies th'flesh beneath thee. Pitous size doth skyward high, stroke to stroke to stroke 'Til white snow embellished th'wet earth.

i hath not understand this

10/10 better than any translation

This piece of pulchritudinous poesy has flummoxed one greatly, yet it fills one with gaiety. It is a conspicuous success and one would construe it as a work of art but alas, it is naught in contrast to this one's insatiable desire for grandiose writings.

the amount of work put into this translation gives me life

These people actually did this much work on hentai????....madness

AVE MARIA!!!

I am most pleased by the writing. Tis not something thou may encounter day-by-day, it is truly beautiful.

ENDE =O=lll

Boy when i'm in college i might pick English literature

All you uncultured swine in the comments who shit on the writing style need to go read a book that is higher than a third grade reading language and fuck off. If you can't appreciate a amazing translation like this, you don't deserve to even comment on this work of art.

some one finally gave this an actual English translation, fuck this fake shit

Not gonna lie, it is easier to read the japanese version than this shit

ye olde porno

oh that translation is so hot

So this is good. But the dialogue is absolutely priceless.

I came from the translation alone

sirpseudonymous3 weeks ago Oh my lord the writing is inspiring to the mind but oppressive to my boner this

A poem for the scene

The comments, gold.

"It enters."

Oh my lord the writing is inspiring to the mind but oppressive to my boner

This should be adapted into a stage play. Truly a work of art.

this is kinda hard to read

These are so good

THOT Patrol did it again nicely. -100/10

May I join your team?

This is beautiful. Absolutely glorious. I want to kiss the writers of this on the mouth. Maybe a little homo.

The first time being a English major has been useful.

Dieser Stil, diese Schrift entzückt das Auge. Ein Genuss von Hentai

sounds a lot like shakespeare, the memories of romeo and juliet still haunts me.

Shits so fancy i need an all white glove

I feel like fapping elegantly.

Is the artist alive?

This is some upperclass hentai

“Her massive mammaries mould to my sword” XD

they should make a tag for this type of translation XD

Translation reading fancy ehh ~

And here, gentlemen, your daily dose of authentic autism

Now this is another great story.

It is my first time to know about Thot translation so i didnt know about it. So when i read it, i thought this translate is so mess that i didnt understand even i re-read it again. Haha i'm sorry

why is it always a shota that ruins an otherwise good hentai...

Loving them translations

that was well done, loved the language. Ive read Beowulf before. this matched the style of of beowulf, not exactly at all parts, but that is language anyways. The fun part is getting this into old english though......as beowulf is one of the last remaining books in old english. awesome read though.

Interesting translation, fund myself speaking in verse for a while after reading this.