[Noise] Okosama ni mo Osusume Odoroku Hodo Kimochi Ii Kyoui no Diet Jutsu | Also Recommended for Kids: A Dreadful Diet Method that Surprisingly Feels Good (COMIC LO 2019-10) [English] [SakuraCircle] [Digital]

This shit so retarded LMAO

Recommended for kids????? Man fuck the translation

I want a sister like her

HAIYA! THATS NOT HOW YOU LOSE CALORIES.

Dumbass

is there more like this?

Look at @bites the dust, he came 10 months ago and get back 8 months later. Still hatin’ this masterpiece yet coming back again hahaha

Ah yes, I'm a med student and this is def a best way to release calories👍

Fucking groomer

you know, I’m something of a nutritionist myself

Speech 100 What a master of trade negotiations Professional dietitian right there

@Bites The Dust, It's Possible. Especially In Countries That Think That Sex ED Is Taboo.

There's no way a 4-5th gradet didn't have basic sec education

my man cant clap the cheeks so he's here to @SpreadTheSheets

Ah, yes. C A L O R I E S 👌

Oppai loli imouto, can't pass that up.

if only it was that easy to lose weight

I want a dumbass

I think she was doing something that will make her fatter in a few months.

Wake up from reality

This is some quality shit all praise noise

@SpreadingTheSheets Them Facts 😂

Banger.

Lmao, coomer science is amazing. I didn't know i could learn something new from this site. Thanks random redditor

and couples usually do it 3 times a day - totaling up at 1620cal/day. For comparison, walking at 5.6km/h for 6 hours everyday will give you the same result. This actually turns out to be quite the big exercise, to my surprise. Throughout a month, she will have lost 48600cal, or 6.3kg. Final verdict: Yes. She will lose weight by having sex with her brother everyday. (2)

She believes that she will lose weight by having sex. But, is that entirely true? First and foremost, she is classified as a female homo sapien, so let's look at the statistic for that. A quick google search will show that you do not lose weight, and your body shape does not change from ejaculating. But with just a little digging, I was able to find multiple articles talking about the amount of calories you can lose from sex. An article from April of 2017 stated that, "while amking love, you expend energy and according to experts, you can burn from 100 to 300 calories in a 30-minute session. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she is losing calories at 300cal/30min. But wait, that is an "irl" statistic - she belongs within the 2D world, we must do a irl to 2D conversion. Using the r/hentai global conversion (an average anime character ejaculates 3.6x a normal human could), she is now burning 36cal per min. Now, average sessions in hentai lasts about 15 minutes (1)

Oppai is truth

I hope she ask him to have sex every time so she really thinks she loose weights

So pure when I was little I wasn’t even pure 😭✋

When you think nothing can intise you anymore in the loli-incest genre, Noise sama blesses you with wholesome fap/jail material.

she's so pure i cant

Noise the oppai loli master

@Tristan182 Your belly looks fat when you're pregnant to half right half wrong?

This is some good shit

Ahh yes, Incest are top tier

Calories from dick definitely won't make you fat, just pregnant LMAO

All hail Noise Sensei!! 🤣🎉

Noise, the master of the oppai loli genre.