[Koneko Gumi (Poron)] Soujiki Onanii (Neko-chan Manma) [English]

I remember someone told over 9k people to NEVER let a vacuum suck ur ding dong bcz his cousin did that once and the cousin had to go to the hospital bcz his ding dong was painfully injured so don't try this fake shit.

On the last page I thought she meant she didn't clean it after masturbating with it 😭😭 took me a sec to realize she meant the cat

Don't do it.. don't be dumb

Fun fact: There's actually a dissertation about vaccuum cleaner related injuries during masturbation.

Rip to all brave souls who tried that irl after reading this 😔✊

Can't wait until some idiot does this for real

+ its squeezing my PP what

I have a word if i had a friend that does THIS MONSTROSITY i Will call his parent to jail him - spaghetti man with a basketball suit

huh?........

Just thought of something ingenious, get a 2 sided onahole, put 1 side inside a hose of a vacuum cleaner, the other side your dick. Apply lube is wish to do so

Never tried it myself but I know it can go both ways

Ima try this

That looks like it'd hurt like hell tbh

i slammed my penith in the car door

The Peter Mann Origin Story.

Fatherless? Nah its dickless mate

okey, that is a BAD idea, i know it

How to castrate yourself 101

That cat has seen shit.

i done this unless u have a small dick or a bigger tube the vacuum cleaner is gonna make you cum soft and its weirdly good

Vaccum be like: I'm here to take off your penis and balls

.....alright, no more internet for me

Guess I saw this in pornhub recently

Self-Castration Speedrun any%

Don't try this at home² u will lose ur pp

now that's an idea

When that dude clean tha5 vacuum cleaner, he became the VACUUM CLEANER. I couldn't remember where that meme came but fuck it lol

GENIUS!

This made me laugh 10/10

What hmmm ok

Great usage of tool.

Cute cat

Relatable

It’s Scary Movie all over again

Not just down bad, homies down horrendous.

Mf is down bad

That would cause some serious damage in real life

My boi over here saw the vacuum cleaner and was like "FUCK IT"

You know, I saw a cat and thought it would transform or some shit and he'd just fuck it, but this right here; this I definitely did not see coming.