(Kobe Kawasaki Zousen Collection 8) [Owakari Itadaketa darou ka (Umiyamasoze)] Shikinami Summer Vacation (Kantai Collection -KanColle-)

I don't really understand the plot.. can someone tell me how it goes?

But master wizard, it appears that thou hast not witnesseth death itself. I hath heard of a mutant, a well endowed mutant, that speaketh of having foreseen a great many revelations. Thus, this body wasteth not its time and quickly sought out this well endowed mutant. Alas I hath found her and I began mine own Nobel quest for information. After spying behind the grass I hath found out that she often speaketh to thin air and it was there that I hath heard her speak of such blasphemous words. That the true form of death actually resembles that... of a Loli.

Translators? Where art thou? Hear ye, I seeketh death