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Nah, this guy made an entire cast and overdosed on drugs

watta sigma is this convo going??

Best thing about this is the comment section. This guy made two accounts and stopped taking his pills. They keep coming back too 😭

Hey guys, the second episode of Chakra Attack is here! You can find more information about the second episode on my profile.

So sweet games!

@kesskissmepls who are you .

Shoutout to pervert little daughters. gotta be one of my favorite genders

Don't ever do me that way, woman!

Keep your hands to your yourself!

Ommm. Shit, ouch!

This has been another episode of Chakra Attack with Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris.

Man, I'm so empty right now, like I got a colonic in my brain stream - like I crapped the crap out of my brain. Ommm. Hit the outro music!

Ommm.

Now let's go. Ommm.

Yeah.

Is your brain empty?

Yeah.

You feel empty now?

Yeah

Right, do it now. Do it now. Clear your brain of all of them damn thoughts.

Okay.

Take a whisk broom, and whisk your brain out your head, clear your thoughts.

Yeah.

Like, go in your head right now. Close your eyes, go in your head, get a whisk broom. You know what a whisk broom is? You've ever been to... You ever seen a barber on TV, and after he cuts your hair, he'll whisk broom you off - the hair off your body?

Yeah.

Think empty thoughts. Clear your brain.

Alright...

Shh. Stare at the ceiling and shut up.

Okay, I don't really know what all this means.

I know shavasana or... corpse pose. Cheryl, join me. Come here on the Big Ray yoga mat, girl, lay down like a corpse, like you're dead as a doornail. Lay there like you just got shot or died on a finger-food voyage gone astray. I love me fresh corpse - it's so relaxing. You relax with me out there. You relaxed, Cheryl? You look stiff. Corpses aren't stiff, you understand?

Im gonna check this comment section every week or so in hopes this bit continues. chakra attack was def one of my favorite radio bits in gta i ever listened to

Or better yet do weazel news from gta 4

The comment section is role-playing as Chakra attack! A fictional radio bit from GTA 5. Likely by a single schizo and an absolutely based one at that. Can you do the princess robot bubblegum bit as well?

this book is cool i guess the expressions are well done anyways the comment section though I'd kinda unique

Shavasana.

Shavasana!

Shavasana.

Shavasana!

Shavasana.

Shavasana!

Yes.

Shavasana... Don't correct me. I'm a yogi, woman!

It's actually Shavasana.

Oh, I don't know - some darn place with hills and sheep and everyone singing in choirs, and all are inbred and they played a lot of rugby - things like that. Tibetian stuff, you know. It was real cool playing some Tibetian rugby. Ate some cheese on toast - real Tibetian style, too, legs all crossed - for real! Anyway, let's wind down the show with a final yoga pose after an intense session - Savasina.

Are you sure it was Tibet?

He said! you have to buy the right books, listen to the right music, listen to the girls' hippie drama, and dig down deep inside yourself and ommm like a mo-fo and I did. I did, Cheryl. I ommmed until my momma threw me out of the damn house, and here I am. That was my time to Tibet. At least I think that was Tibet.

What did he say?

Exploding genitals, damn! I learnt how to do that from an ancient Tibetian dude in the mountains when I was over there for a 3-month spiritual journey, where there was no fast food, so it was pretty damn emotional. I told this ancient dude in the hills... I said: "I recycle. I give to public radio and eat organic. But there is an empty part of me that wants a high-fructose corn syrup soda, a big-ass factory-farmed steak, and to slap hippie girls on the ass and treat them like crap instead of putting up with their moronic drama and dreadful taste in music." Hippie drama is the worst kind of drama there can be. And this dude - he was spiritual as hell - do you know what he said to me? Do you know what he said, Cheryl?

Dr. Ray De Angelo, I want all of your listeners to know - stop eating honey! My family - we don't even use honey products, or "conflict honey" as we call it, because honey is made under oppressive circumstances. Bees are kept in servitude and sexual bondage. They're like flying veal! And what's worse - male honey bee genitals explode after sex.