[King] Human Furniture (English)

@Xyin that would be cool

Is there a guy ver of this

@blarg117 What do you expect, have you seen the irl smut made by your people

"forniphilia" huh. Another black-listed tag in my collection...

I dont need no degree to be a clothing hanger

blarg117 is weak lmao, cant even handle this? Go watch ur romance keep dreaming ab true love xD

We need more forniphilia content out there.

Prop Hunt hentai.

Everyone hates cleaning dust off furniture, now you have to deal with pee and poo...

And then they die in someone's house because, unlike regular furniture, they have to eat. I wonder if someone complained that the 'living' furniture they bought was dead on arrival.

this is the work of a lunatic.

I’m genuinely so disappointed in my people. Not once have I ever seen something uploaded on here made by an American that wasn’t the stupidest weirdest grossest shit I’ve seen. It’s all scat, giants, and apparently furniture. I legitimately believe we should put all American porn artists in a gas chamber and do the world a favor.