[C.N.P (clone Ningen)] Mainichi ga Merry Christmas | Every Day Is Merry Christmas [English] [Kinsei Translations]

Damm best fap material ever especially the younger girl

Is the fat guy dead?

@MDog its so obvious from this comment that you've never felt the touch of a real woman before😂

Wtf happened in these comments this is insane

this is actually interesting

WTF, why does the pathetic fatty get the sexy blonde while the guy who actually works hard to stay in shape only gets the boring flatty? Boring ass shit.

Ugh...

I love you, Michele...

But I think we've run out of time on Chattersphere.

Yes, very...

Well, thank you, Brother Adrian. Your seminar seem very interesting.

I'm not crying...

That sounds wonderful. Lazlow, stop crying!

It's very simple. You just work through a very cost-effective program and achieve limitless joy.

You take a minute, Lazlow, man. Listen, anyone saying the male menopause is a myth, just remember this moment, please.

I don't understand valleys or clouds, it sounds like a nursery rhyme...

There, there. Sometimes from the valley, we can see the mountain through the clouds. That's what makes us it's children.

Just leave me alone, all of you!

The great terror of time is something we cover in our study program, my child.

I was big in the nineties! I remember ". com" and we used to program computers like "C:, forward slash" and "HTTP forward", "10 print "hello", 20, go to 10"!

I don't need one and nobody gives a shit!

You don't have a catchphrase.

I'm glad you have blow all over your nose for many years!

It was fantastic, OK!?

No one cares!

It was fa-!

I get it! You did a mountain of blow in the nineties-!

Shut up, OK!? You won, your perky, you're young, you look great! And I'm the assistant to the host of a woman with literally nothing to say!

The "assistant" to the host.

It's not OK! Your producer call you up! Someone made up some pictures that seem to show you, you know, being spanked in a brothel! That's not true, they could put my head on any dudes body, I'm much bigger than that. It's computers! There weren't any cameras in there... and then they start calling you a misogynist in the press and on Bleeter, you know? It's not true, Lazlow loves women, I love women! They call me gay and that's not true! Lazlow's a man, he has a man's needs! Only, it still keeps coming, the great wall of shame and the self-loathing! It just flows on and on like you're on the ground and there's just a group of men urinating on you but it's hypothetical urination! Then one day your producer comes in and says: "Lazlow, even though you've been a syndicated radio host for a long time and even though you're great, now you're going to be the co-host"!

My child.

It just keep's going...

It's OK

Nobody loves you! There's a great hole of lovelessness inside you, you're just a shell, nobody cares! You're friends are more successful than you, they won't call you back, they won't even re-bleet you anymore! Your Lifeinvader friends start to go down, the private members clubs tell you you're no longer welcome because you tried to speak to a movie star there! Well, I was a star once, OK!? I was but it's no good! You just, you just... It keeps going down, dude!

Listen, dude. I've been to the mountain top, ok? I've been to a lot of concerts and done a lot of drugs. I've been up there, OK? I've got a top-rated talent show on TV and a nationally syndicated talk show. I've been an anodyne metro-sexual to the literally millions of people look up to and believe me, it sucks, OK? I believe in one thing only: my relentless ability to screw up. One stupid word, one inappropriate comment, one touch, an innocent caress, between colleagues, you know!? And it begins again; the slow decent down! Your ratings come down a bit, the groupies; they start to get older and chunkier and have that weird "fat girl" smell! You appear in commercials for worse and worse cars and suddenly you're not the spokesperson for an expensive Swiss watch but for some swingers resort in Guatemala or a war zone! You're on the way down so you get desperate, you do more and more insane things for ratings! You don't care but it's no good, the public doesn't love you anymore!

You see clearly, MIchele. Lazlow, there is a mountain up there, let me show you the way.

Your hostility is really depressing, Lazlow.

What? This is lunacy.

For the last time, child, we don't believe in anything. There are no secrets. Children of the Mountain is an accredited study program. Follow us and you'll be free from all belief, you'll be free from knowledge, you'll be free to share that with others.

OK, I've been dragged into all kinds of bad situations with that line. I can tell you what one weekend of your life is, one where you wake up with a tattoo and a new wife that pee standing up, besides, I just have this weird thing against new religions that are founded by tax accountants. Call me boring but when it comes to imaginary friends I'm strictly old-fashioned.

I am doing. I'm giving you the best break of all; the chance to live free of dogma and can't. It's a structured study program. What have you got to fear? What is one weekend of your life?

Give me a break!

Shame is meaning. Believe me, when you have all of life figured out it's your duty to share it with others and I share my message using a range of goal-oriented reprogramming techniques. It's about completeness and the opportunity that offers to people to realize a beautiful truth, in a convention center, for a weekend retreat.

Dude, I am eight ways of not understanding this. It's this like a 12-step program? Why do people that quit doing stuff always have to tell everyone else? You know, I quit typing in "granny wants it bad" in the search engines and I didn't need any program to tell me to stop that, it just took my mom, walking in on me 31st birthday. That's the true definition of shame: a mother's boy, still struggling against adulthood, pants down, hot laptop on his thighs, things leaking out. I've brought shame on my family!

What I mean is this: through literally weeks of dedicated study I've discovered the secret to realizing human potential, convention and seminar revenue and utilizing completeness, I can make you, you. And I can make the you that you are the best you in the whole galaxy of potential yous that are there. Life's a competition, it's a competition with yourself. Well, that's a competition you can win and I will show you how.

What do you mean, Brother Adrian?

Children of the Mountain is not a cult or a religion, we don't believe in anything. We are a personal development community, using our unique knowledge of human spirituality and development to put you in touch with your true dimension, in stages, for a price.

I'm not miserable. OK, I'm in a career slump, there is a difference. Every time I really start to do well on the market, someone at the station goes whining to HR and then I get moved to a new place like a man of the cloth. Speaking of cloth; you're a cult leader so of course you pretend to be happy because you say you have all the answers, you're selling people hope. Well, buddy, hope is a lie. I figured out all the answers and believe me; life is a dark, horrible chasm of despair, punctuated by brief moments of beer and breasts so trust me, people, you do not hope to be like this "cult dude".

All right, I'm happy, you're miserable.

You're a pervert.